Buy 2 private sauna sessions, and get one free!
You love spas.
But you love privacy more.
Welcome to the sauna experience
that doesn’t involve strangers, small talk, or awkward eye contact.
🔥 3 private infrared sauna sessions
💸 $170 (regularly $255)
⏳ Limited winter release
[Get the Triple Sweat Pass]
This isn’t a spa.
It’s your own private sauna suite —
on your terms, in your vibe, at your pace.
No robes.
No communal silence.
No pretending you’re relaxed.
Just heat. Space. And relief.
What You Actually Get (scroll 2)
Each session includes:
✔️ Your own private infrared sauna suite
✔️ Private shower
✔️ TV + Netflix / music / podcasts
✔️ Cold water + fridge
✔️ Space to stretch, breathe, unwind
✔️ Zero strangers. Ever.
This is self-care without the performance.
Why Winter Is the Perfect Time (scroll 3)
Cold outside.
Tight muscles.
Low energy.
Stiff joints.
Frazzled nervous system.
Infrared heat helps:
Warm you from the inside out
Relax sore muscles
Support recovery and circulation
Melt stress you didn’t realize you were holding
Whether you’re:
Skiing
Working out
Sitting too much
Or just surviving winter
This feels unreal in the best way.
ready, sweat, go.
1️⃣ Buy the pass
Three private sauna sessions, locked in at a winter-only price.
2️⃣ Book when it works for you
Come once a week, stack them close together, or spread them out. You’ve got until March 1st to use your pass.
3️⃣ Step into your private suite
Shut the door. Turn up the heat. Relax your way.
No pressure.
No rules.
No sharing.
sweat solo
Prefer solo time?
Perfect.
Want to sweat together?
Also perfect.
👯 Add a second person for $35 per session
Same private suite. Same chill vibe. Just shared heat.
(Great for partners, friends, or anyone who doesn’t love the lovely smells, sounds and stares of strangers 😉)
why this beats a spa
Spas say “relax” …but then give you:
❌ Shared spaces
❌ Random people
❌ Awkward silence
❌ Someone else’s rules
Vortex gives you:
✅ Total privacy
✅ Your own suite
✅ Your music, your show, your mood
✅ Self-guided, zero pressure experience
It’s better than a spa —
because it’s actually for real people.
the deal
🔥 Triple Sweat Pass
Buy 2 get one free.
3 private infrared sauna sessions .
💰 $170 (regularly $255)
🗓 On sale until January 31
⏳ Sessions expire March 1
No memberships.
No commitment.
Just warmth on demand.
FAQs (scroll 8)
How long is each session?
60 minutes of private infrared sauna time.
Can I bring someone with me?
Yes! Add a second person for $35 per session.
Do I need to be a member?
Nope. This pass is for everyone.
Is this good if I don’t work out or ski?
Absolutely. It’s about warmth, relaxation, and nervous system reset — not athletic performance.
What should I bring?
Just yourself. Towels, water, and everything else are provided.
Winter doesn’t have to feel heavy.
Warm up.
Slow down.
Have the place to yourself.
🔥 Triple Sweat Pass | $170
🕰 Limited winter release
[Get the Triple Sweat Pass]
Purchase your Triple Sweat Pass Here ⬇️
Same-day bookings available (based on availability)
Upon payment, you’ll activate your pass and receive instructions to book your sessions.
the experience
Each visit comes with a dose of high-tech wellness, major feel-good energy, and a moment to yourself to actually breathe.
All visits include:
- cozy slippers
- lounge access
- wellness shot
you deserve to feel good — and fast.
Stressed? Overwhelmed? Running on fumes? Running from the in-laws?
You’re not alone.
These sessions are made for busy people who don’t have time for traditional self-care but still need some serious ‘me time’.
They’ll help you reset, recharge, and survive the holidaze.
It’s fast. It’s simple. It’s affordable. It’s yours until January 31st.
Grab your Stress-Less Holiday Pass today and start feeling human again.
Holiday chaos won’t calm itself. Give yourself 3 reasons to feel better.
ON SALE UNTIL DEC 31ST.
How long is each session?
You’ll have your own private suite for 60 minutes. In terms of sauna time, most people find benefit with 40 minutes of infrared heat, with plenty of time to cool off and shower afterwords.
SECTION 7: FAQ (short + reassuring)
How long is each session?
Each sauna session is 60 minutes. Take your time.
Can I bring someone with me?
Private suite = private experience. This pass is designed for solo resets.
Do I need to be a member?
Nope. This pass is perfect if you’re new to Vortex.
What if I love it?
Then we’ll show you how memberships make this even more affordable 😉
Winter doesn’t have to feel heavy.
Warm up.
Slow down.
Have the place to yourself.
🔥 Triple Sweat Pass — $170
🕰 Limited winter release.
